You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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