do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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