yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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