He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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