Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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