Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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