Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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