jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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