i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think my fart just growled at me.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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