It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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