? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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