Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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