why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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