I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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