So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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