why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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