your room smells of hookers.
And success
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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