If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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