i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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