Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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