So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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