his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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