So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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