Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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