Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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