i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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