Jerry, you need to find god
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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