i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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