anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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