In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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