yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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