I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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