Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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