I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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