my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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