Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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