Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He better not be in your backpack
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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