i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Terrible idea I love it
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
