he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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