Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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