I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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