nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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