He kissed a someone with a penis
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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