these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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