xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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