never play flip cup with pint glasses
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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