so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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