Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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