At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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