used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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