I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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