after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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