guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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