The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Randomize
