all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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