real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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